Russell Shaw, a Phoenix mega-Realtor, scared up a bunch of economist jokes.

I have a Masters degree in Agricultural Economics and worked at USDA in Washington D.C. for a while so I really love some of these jokes.

Here are my favorites;

The only thing more dangerous than an amateur economist is a professional economist.

Forewarned is forearmed.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.

See, economists can predict the future after all.

An economist is someone who didn’t have enough personality to become an accountant.

Ouch! Too close to home.

I asked an economist for her phone number and she gave me an estimate.

I’ll have to ask my wife who also has a Master’s degree in Agricultural Economics about this one.

Q:Why did God create economists?
A:In order to make weather forecasters look good.

And Russell Shaw thought economists weren’t useful!